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Smart Stone Garden RockSKU #: KB682
$51.99
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Description
Don't miss out on all of our humorous engraved garden rocks and engraved garden stepping stones.
Some people think garden stones are harmless decorations. But this stepping stone may actually change the quantum state of the multi-verses. Therefore it gets a warning label:
WARNING! This cast stone has a infinite logic loop which makes it dangerous for anyone who steals it!
Want proof? Read it and pay attention to the last line:
Smart Stone
If This Rock Is;
Wet … It’s Raining
Moving… Earthquake
White… Snowing
Not Here … It’s Stolen
If the rock is stolen then it is not there to tell you that it is stolen. Hmmm … Is this the classic “Tree falling in the forest” thing? And if someone steals it, he has false information because the rock is both “here” and “stolen” at the same time!
Yup. That’s a stumper. The universe has divided by zero.
This stone weighs 8 pounds, and measures 16 inches wide by 12 inches high.
Hand cast in the USA and guaranteed for life. There is a hanger cast into the back. This allows you to hang it, lay it, lean it, or put it on an easel. Well, at least until someone steals it and evokes the logic loop.
Then it's all over.
Order now and your stone arrives in approximately 7-10 working days.
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